He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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