I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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what are you doing with your life
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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