Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Small penises have feelings too.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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