It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I am mentally ready for anal.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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