Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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