i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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