Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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