I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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