Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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