ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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