YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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