I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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