I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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