The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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he quoted the bible to break up with me
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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