Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
