Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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