It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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