Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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