Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
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Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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