It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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