dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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