can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
she peed on how many people?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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