where does the pee come out of this thing
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
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