Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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