sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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