i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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