Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
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We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
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I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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