woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
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Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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