Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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