You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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