You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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