In the future we'll all be gay
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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