He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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