I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
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He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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