mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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