It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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