your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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