he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
