literally had 100 drinks last night.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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