The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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