I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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