A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
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I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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