Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
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because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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