She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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