this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Found your dick twin last night
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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