I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
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I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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