well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize