I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
NoShamevember. You game?
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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