Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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