Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
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you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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