Apparently you make a good broom.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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