school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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