No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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