How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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